Meet the Team
Bartholomew "Barry" McFaulkner, Chief Prophet
Our fearless leader, known for his impeccable taste in plaid pants and his uncanny ability to predict the apocalypse.
View Barry's BioZara "Zee" LaRouche, Prophet of the Apocalypse
Zee's prophesied the coming of the avocado toast, and now she's here to guide us through the Great Cheese Famine of 2025.
Read Zee's VisionsChuck "Chuckles" McSnazz, Prophet of the Apocalypse (Retired)
Chuckles was our resident expert on the apocalypse of the disco era. Now he spends his days sipping margaritas and reminiscing about Studio 54.
Visit Chuckles' Retirement Villa