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Our Team of Prophets of the Apocalypse

Meet the Team

Bartholomew "Barry" McFaulkner, Chief Prophet

Our fearless leader, known for his impeccable taste in plaid pants and his uncanny ability to predict the apocalypse.

View Barry's Bio

Zara "Zee" LaRouche, Prophet of the Apocalypse

Zee's prophesied the coming of the avocado toast, and now she's here to guide us through the Great Cheese Famine of 2025.

Read Zee's Visions

Chuck "Chuckles" McSnazz, Prophet of the Apocalypse (Retired)

Chuckles was our resident expert on the apocalypse of the disco era. Now he spends his days sipping margaritas and reminiscing about Studio 54.

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